Hi I'm Jess!

When someone comes in on a Sunday with a big banana and expects everything to be peaches:

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scaredpotter:
the thing that fucks you up with compulsory heterosexuality tho is that you confuse literally everything with attraction. a guy made me laugh? I must be attracted to him. a guy made me feel uncomfortable, scared, sad? it’s gotta be because I’m attracted to him
it was only when I started acknowledging and legitimising my attraction to women that I realised how absolutely fake my attraction to men was
everything we feel for a man is labeled attraction, and it starts when we’re very young. make friends with a boy in first grade? aww, you must have a crush!

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coralineandthegreatflood:

spacekiid:
y do straight ppl call any other sexuality a “lifestyle”
Because straight people have no life or style

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the-sarcastic-robot:

a-naive-british-love-affair:
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever

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girls are so pretty wtf thank you @god for girls that was an excellent move

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carry-on-my-wayward-smut:

mishasminions:
alixabethmay:
quantumstarlight:
oradianto:
cumaeansibyl:
vassraptor:
leah-writes-words:
c-rope:
blanketforyourshock:
you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion
#oh my god
That’s what they said
I love how many of them are praying
man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck
And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster… vicariously.
even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle who’s like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
😂
Wait but there are more!
Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard
SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE
HOLY WATER SLIDE

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